
We seem to be on a French kick here at Sippity Sup. I suppose that’s a natural reaction to travel. In fact, I always get a little obsessed by the places we take this little blog. With that in mind I recently found myself lingering at Murray’s Cheese counter pondering piles of French cheese. While contemplating conventional favorites like Comté, Brie, and Camembert, I came across a round wooden box labeled Époisses. I looked at the word and began to try and sound it out. I guess my rudimentary French caught the attention of the guy behind the counter who came to my linguistic rescue and told me a few things about the Époisses cheese in my hand.
First off, he said, Époisses is the most famous of the French “funky” cheeses. Which made me feel a little silly having never heard of it before. He explained that Époisses is a soft, buttery cheese with a “fragrant” orange rind. I generally like “bloomy” soft cheeses like brie and camembert (which also come in a cute round box). I eat them white mold rind and all. I also enjoy the sticky-skinned, washed-rind varieties with profoundly unmentionable aromas. The cheesemonger told me that Époisses is so funky that it’s banned from being carried on public transport in France. In cheese talk, “funk” means “stink”. Époisses is stinky cheese. Not one to let a new taste (or aroma) pass me by, I carefully lifted the top of the box. The cheese inside is wrapped in a permeable, sniffable wrapper.
Ah, monkey fur and horse sweat! So on a whiff and a whim I brought the cheese home.
Right off the bat, I’m sure you’re wondering how anything whose fragrance could politely be called “funky” or less forgivingly “barnyard” could taste any good at all. Well, all I can say is that it’s a gastronomic miracle. Despite the whiff of donkey butt, Époisses is silky and sensuous with surprising mellow flavors. I decided to serve this aromatic fromage as an appetizer-sized, open-faced grilled cheese. I balanced the ooey-gooey texture and meaty flavors with pickled shallots and some sweet and tangy onion jam I adapted from San Fransisco chef Michael Lee Rafidi.
Oh, and to save you the embarrassment I faced I can’t leave you guessing how to pronounce Époisses. It may start with an “E”, but that “E” is pronounced as a long “A”. The “es” at the end of gets dropped – so just ignore it. The most important thing to know about the pronunciation of Époisses is that “oi” in the middle does not sound like the “oi” in “oi vey”. It’s properly pronounced as “wah”. Put that all together and Époisses is pronounced “ay-PWAHSS,” with the emphasis on the second half of the word. GREG
Époisses
Type: Unpasteurized cows’ milk
Origin: Burgundy, France
Process: Washed with water and brandy three times a week for six weeks.
Aroma: Barnyard
Texture: At 30 days, slightly grainy; at 40 days, a sticky, smooth, velvety paste–“spoonable” at room temperature when well-aged
Shape: a round, flat disc
Color: pale orange at 30 days; deeper, orange/red/brown at 40 days
Rind: Thin , edible rind washed with brine and brandy, wrinkles as it ages
Flavor: pungently meaty, earthy, salty, nutty
GREG



Epoisses is hands down my favorite cheese, ever since a cheesemonger in Dijon encouraged me to try it. I took it back to our Paris hotel by train; no one seemed to mind its “funk.” Unwrapped, the odor quickly permeated the room, so the window was left open a crack for ventilation. Upon returning later, we discovered other fans of epoisses. We were inundated by flies. Maybe the “barnyard” reference above is appropriate!
My middle son, who must have been only around 9 or 10 at the time, fell in love with Epoisses when we lived in France…the stinkier the better.…totally blew my mind. He would kill for this little treat!
“Ah, monkey fur and horse sweat! So on a whiff and a whim I brought the cheese home.” LOVE that line! And thank you for how to properly sound out this one. Looks like good one Greg!
Yum!
I hope this is good at room temperature, because it sounds like the perfect thing to bring with me on my next flight! I’ll open it up as soon as they start the beverage service.
Aroma: Barnyard
Oh, G, you crack me up! I love reading your posts and your pics are always so tempting.
This is fascinating! I’m with Sue — barnyard funk — okay. I think it looks fantastic!
We were first introduced to Époisse by a French trained chef at a new restaurant in downtown Toronto about 7 years ago. The chef took a liking to us and brought us out several little tasters, one of which was Époisse. We were hooked; I come from a long line of stinky cheese lovers (ever had Limburger? A family favourite). We rushed out to our cheese monger and bit the bullet and bought a small round, $25 about 7 years ago!!’ Since then, I’ve seen the authentic Époisse at Costco for around $15! It’s a bit too much cheese for the two of us, so I only endulge when we have stinky cheese-loving friends over.
I love your toasts, the pickle must be the perfect foil for the pungent flavour of the cheese, although melting it does take the stronge flavour.
When were you in France?
Just a couple weeks ago. http://www.sippitysup.com/ardeche-rhone-alps-france/ GREG
I just saw the époisse in our local specialty (read expensive) cheese shop for $30!!!
Woa — barnyard funk? Who knew? You always surprise me, Greg!