The English language can be very problematic. Take the word meatball for example. On its face it’s a perfectly fine word. It communicates exactly what you should expect– orbs of meat. But what if those orbs aren’t meat in the traditional sense? What if they’re made from poultry? Should we call them chicken balls? Should it be one word or two? You can see how confusion might set in. Maybe even derision. Same goes for my Spaghetti and Bean Balls. You just can’t say bean balls without a devilish smile on your face, can you? However, I did not intend this recipe to be the butt of a joke (so to speak).
I’m sorry I felt the need to bring this obvious subject up, but I’m trying to save you public ridicule. Can you imagine if you left a well-intentioned comment on my blog along the lines of, “Gee Greg your Bean Balls look delish.”
We’d both be humiliated.
But what am I supposed to do? This is a recipe that replaces the traditional meatball with a red bean version. It’s served with a spicy Arrabbiata sauce, and it really is delish.
Spaghetti and Bean Balls
Maybe I should have followed the Italian example. The Italians are much more sensible when it comes to balls of any sort. Edible orbs in that language are known as polpette. Polpette is not a childish name for a serious part of the male anatomy. So polpette, whether made from chicken, beans or even shrimp (quit laughing), are taken as a serious gastronomic experience. Polpette di Pollo. Polpette di Fagioli. See, you’re not laughing– you’re not even smiling. You’re hungry…
Sadly this is not the case with my Spaghetti and Bean Balls recipe, because I can still hear you laughing.
Of course the Italian word for testicles is chestnuts. So, they’ve got their own etymological/gastrological issues to work out. GREG
Ingredients
- 3 cup marinara sauce
- ¼ teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes (or more to taste)
- 2 cup fully cooked and cooled red beans (small red beans such as aduki are ideal)
- 1 ½ cup fresh bread crumbs (stale is fine, but not toasted)
- 1 cup red onion (cut into ¼‑inch or smaller dice)
- 2 large eggs (lightly beaten)
- 2 tablespoon minced flat leaf parsley (plus more as garnish)
- ½ teaspoon kosher salt (or to taste, plus more for pasta water)
- ¼ cup canola oil (plus more as needed)
- grated Parmesan cheese (for passing)
Directions
Make the arrabbiata sauce: Heat the marinara in a medium saucepan set over medium-high heat. Once bubbles begin to form on the edges, lower the heat to low and stir in crushed red pepper flakes. Cover the pan and simmer gently.
Make the bean balls: Meanwhile, combine red beans, breadcrumbs, diced red onion, eggs, parsley, and salt in a medium bowl. Gently fold the mixture until well combined. Transfer half to a food processor; pulse until smooth (or mash with a potato masher). Gently fold the mashed bean mixture back into the bowl with the whole bean mixture until well combined.
Heat oil in a large cast iron or non-stick skillet set over medium-high heat. Use an ice cream scoop about 1 ½‑inches in diameter to form balls, dropping them directly into the hot skillet. Fry bean balls, in batches of 6 or 8, turning often, until well-browned and firm, about 4 minutes per batch. Add more oil to the pan as needed between batches. Transfer to a paper towel-lined plate to cool slightly. You should get about 24 balls.
To serve: Once the bean balls have cooled enough to hold their shape, move them to the saucepan of simmering arrabbiata sauce. Gently fold them into the sauce to coat well. Turn off the heat, cover and set aside.
Meanwhile, boil spaghetti in a large pot of salted water according to package directions until al dente. Drain the spaghetti and place it onto a large serving platter. Pour the arrabbiata sauce and bean balls on top; garnish with minced parsley. Serve immediately with Parmesan on the side.
Bean balls…tee hee…snicker, snicker.
I had a good laugh when I read “shrimp”, lol.
This is all too funny. Balls, huevos, whatever they are they sound delicious! 😉
Don’t forget legume balls.
and then there are the Spanish huevos…
Oh. The metaphor just keeps on giving! XOGREG
I think you have reduced us all to children today, Greg. I can’t seem to stop thinking about all the childish poems about beans.… my mind hasn’t even started on the balls yet.
Sounds really good and a very healthy meat alternative.
I really like this vegetarian version of spaghetti and meatballs :D. Have you tried using your bean ball recipe to make vegetarian burger patties?
Yes. In fact I substituted red beans for lentils in a lentil burger recipe I’ve used before to get these bean balls. http://www.sippitysup.com/lentil-burgers/ GREG
You know, I make pasta fagioli all the time, and bean burgers pretty frequently, but somehow I’ve never tried beans in meatball analogue form! This is going to have to change. 🙂
I am reminded of the Chef’s Salty Balls episode of South Park or Alec Baldwin’s Schweddy Balls SNL skit for some reason.
But this idea makes sense to me, I love black bean burgers, just never thought of making meat balls from it.
This reminds of that saturday night live skit with sweaty balls and Alec Baldwin. Takes a lot of “chestnuts” to write about bean balls.
Well, Greg, all I can say is that I’ve spent a lifetime searching for that perfect ‘bean ball’ — bravo to you for making them!
Bahaha, any recipe with the word “balls” in it will undoubtedly make me giggle. I’m a child and think this recipe sounds perfect!! Love these meatless balls Greg!
I am so happy to see your vegetarian balls.