It’s summertime. Which is the equivilant of fig stealing season. Err, well I mean fig foraging season. And I love fig foraging. There are 8 or 10 trees in my neighborhood. That’s a lot of figs! So today I have a video of my favorite way to use up all that countraband booty that is starting to accumulate in my kitchen. I talking about fig jam. Please watch my fig jam video by clicking here or on any of the images. Or view my fig jam recipe here.
In order to properly pay tribute to the fig, you may learn more information today than you presume you will ever need! Thatâ€™s because (as I like to say…) I think useless information is very useful. It comes in handy at dinner parties, business lunches, a trip to the grocery store, the dog park, and even the dentist’s office. Anywhere you have an audience that thinks it might be rude to interrupt you. So take notes.
The fig is an ancient fruit (but you knew that, any decent fig lover worth his weight in jam knows that). The fig is mentioned all over the bible (ditto). It certainly was present in the Garden of Eden (double ditto), as certified by the fact that its leaves have ruined way too many otherwise sexy Renaissance works of art.
Itâ€™s true both in ancient times and present day! The branch of a fig tree is the preferred wood for carving ceremonial phalluses. Yes there is such a thing as a ceremonial phallus. Now, I love the fig and I want to give it its due. But the fig trees Iâ€™ve seen have gnarly, twisted trunks and branches. No offense to people with gnarly, twisted penises.
But I so easily stray from the topic. You need information more easily categorized as useless. Letâ€™s see. The fig has distant relations with the mulberry and the breadfruit. Two more diverse fruits I cannot imagine.
Here is an interesting side note. People in other countries have a completely different name for the same exact fruit! France, figue; Germany, feige; Italy fico; Greece, sykon (thatâ€™s a good one!); Spain, higo. I donâ€™t make this stuff up!! But I do borrow liberally from Steve Martin. Thatâ€™s just a good general policy I have.
Also, figs are fat-free, sodium-free and, cholesterol-free. Figs are high in fiber, providing 20% of the recommended daily requirement. Which is more dietary fiber per serving than any other common dried or fresh fruit in the world! Figs have the highest overall mineral content of all common fruits. I could go on and on, but do the research for your self.
However, all this is just intellectual subterfuge for the real reason I love figs. They taste like heaven. I like them freshly plucked from the tree (L.A. soot and all). I love them cooked to a mushy pulp. I love them in cakes and cookies. Though to be honest I cannot imagine that Figgy Pudding has even one thing in common with figs, so I leave it off my list.
More importantly, figs pair wonderfully and so diversely too! Just try one with a little Gorgonzola. Hardly original, but (Iâ€™ll say it again) heavenly. A similar salty sweet dichotomy can be had with prosciutto. You must try figs and yogurt, figs and rosemary (trust me), figs and balsamic reduced to a sauce with foie gras.
Pork chops and applesauce, my arse! You have not lived until you done it with figs? How about sardines–stuffed with breadcrumbs, anchovies, and dried figs plus just enough red pepper to make it sing!
But sometimes simple is best. I think Caymus Vineyards invented Conundrum to appease thirsty fig lovers. I mean it just makes sense!
Iâ€™ll leave you with this mental picture. Some say figs taste like strawberries. I say that is an over-simplification. Itâ€™s true they are sweet like strawberries, but they are oh so earthy too! You can almost imagine Romulus and Remus suckling on the fig-sweet milk of a she wolf beneath a fig tree in what is now commonly known as Rome!
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