
I’ve got good news! My one and only food allergy seem to have been chucked into the gutter like an empty purse. I’ve been allergic to fussy cookies for as long as I’ve been baking. Cookies with frosting give me hives. Sprinkles or lacy details make my throat constrict tighter than a skeeter’s ass in a nose dive. Food dyes make me nauseous (and worried about stains to my tea towels). Please don’t get me started on cookies with flowers or any kind of lettering. My doctor says I could go into anaphylactic shock if I even come in contact with such a cookie. Naturally, all types of animal-shaped cookie cutters are banned from my house. I’d hate to know what a pink and white shortbread penguin with Red Hots for eyeballs might do to my ability to have children.
While other cooks merrily roll, sprinkle and frost (while making cute cooing sounds) I find myself cowering in the corner suffering through horrifying hallucinations of sticky counters lined in neat piles of cookies tied up in pretty bows.
With a medical history like mine its no wonder I’ve avoided thumbprint cookies. Thumbprint cookies require the baker to roll tiny little balls of cookie dough, then delicately press identical little indentations into each one of them. My thumbs shake just thinking about it.
Which isn’t to say I don’t admire the handiwork that goes into fussy little cookies. I’m always impressed by cooks who can find the inner peace that routine repetition requires. In fact, I’ve been yearning to try Martha Stewart’s Chocolate-Strawberry Thumbprint Cookies since I first saw them in her magazine way back in 2006. Despite my admiration for these little cookies, I knew my particular malady meant Chocolate-Strawberry Thumbprint Cookies could never find their way into my oven.
Still, I continued to pray for a miracle. I even began to present more and more desserts here on this blog. In fact, it was this blog that first gave me the hope that my allergy had begun to abate. Not so long ago I made a very fussy White Chocolate Cake with White Chocolate Curls. In the past, I’ve had the same reaction to fussy cakes as I do to fussy cookies – yet somehow I managed to pull this cake off without breaking into a rash. That got me thinking about Martha’s fussy little Chocolate-Strawberry Thumbprint Cookies. Could I? Should I? Dare I?
Chocolate-Strawberry Thumbprint Cookies
Well there was only one way to find out. So I did it! I stuck my thumb into some tiny little cookies recently. I even filled that thumbprint with sweetened cream cheese and the cutest little cubes of meticulously diced strawberries – and look, I suffered no ill effects.
I know it’s not the same as frosted cookies, but I’m still proud of myself. It makes me wonder what might be next. Would gingerbread hoot owls with candy corn beaks be hoping for too large a miracle? GREG



Chocolate-Strawberry Thumbprint Cookies
I LOVE reading your posts, Greg. You’re hilarious, and something about the rhythm of this reminded my of Shel Silverstein’s “Sick” poem. And as a person who’s all about fussy cookies, these look amazing! 🙂
You’re hilarious, Greg! Nice job with these cookies, they look delicious.
These thumbprint cookies are so pretty and look enticing! Can’t wait to see what you come up with at Halloween–ha!
Jeez, I was hoping you’d be baking those witches fingers soon. I don’t do many fancy cookies, because even though I love cookies, I want them fast. And I hate to potchke. I give in for Hanukkah when I make shortbread cookies with royal icing and colored sugar. After 20 some years I’m even getting good at rolling dough. What tsurris!
Good God, Man. These look incredible!
I’m making them tonight!
You are hilarious. We all have our culinary issues to get over and the best way is to dive right in. Mine was mutilated; I mean ground & shredded meats. After 20 years of avoidance, I ordered a hamburger from Umami burger and wow, I was glad I did. Cured by a truffle burger.
Great job Greg! Your next attempt of owl gingerbread cookies is sure to be a hoot. 😉
Fun post, Greg! Glad to know these cookies haven’t affected your child bearing aspirations…
I love how you’ve ‘summerized’ my favorite holiday cookie — bravo!
Congratulations on your breakthrough! Well done. These cookies look fantastic. We’ll be trying them out, as we happen to have some lovely strawberries on hand (though that tiny dice does look a bit daunting). Thanks for sharing…and given the risk you may want to pass on those gingerbread hoot owls…
These thumbprint cookies look fantastic.. I don’t think you can ever go wrong with the combination of chocolate, strawberries and and cream cheese!
I laughed out loud reading your post, not that I’m mocking your malady — it’s just funny (OK, maybe a tiny little mocking!). The thumbprint cookies look wonderful, particularly with the cream cheese and meticulously cut strawberries.