One of my favorite things about good cocktails is the mood they set. It can be as simple as a happy Mojito, as energizing as an impeccable Gin & Tonic, or as sublime as a perfect Martini. You can shoot angry shots lined up on the bar, or set the stage with something more romantic. Cocktails and fantasies go hand-in-hand. Take this Rum-Muddled Diplomat. It’s a drink I developed for my book Savory Cocktails. It’s a spicy rum concoction that makes me feel like escaping the heat of the summer sun by slipping into a cool, dark corner and letting my imagination run wild.
Which is just how this cocktail got its name.
I love the image of a Rum-Muddled Diplomat. I imagine him an older gentleman, dressed to the hilt in some muggy, tropical locale. Most days he escapes the sun by sitting under the slow hypnotic whirl of a ceiling fan in the far corner of a dark bar. He’s a little daft and a little too self-important. Of course he prefers the local rum, and of course, he’s beloved by everyone. GREG
HABANERO AGAVE SYRUP
1 habanero, thinly sliced
½ cup warm water
½ cup amber agave nectar, plus more to taste
Place the habanero and all its seeds in a small non-reactive container. Add the warm water and agave nectar; stir to combine then set aside about 1 hour for the flavors to come together. Strain the syrup, discarding the solids, then taste; adding more agave nectar if you feel it’s too hot, but remember– this is just one layered ingredient.
Ingredients
- ½ lime (quartered)
- 1 pinch kosher salt
- 1 (1‑inch) piece unpeeled English cucumber (quartered)
- 2 ounce anejo rum
- 3 barspoons habanero agave syrup (about ½ ounce, see notes)
- 2 dash Bittercube Jamaican #1 Bitters (optional)
- 1 splash club soda
- 1 very thin cucumber slice (as garnish)
Directions
In a sturdy, thick-bottomed pint glass from a Boston shaker, use a bar muddler to crush the lime and salt until most of the juice is extracted. Add the quartered cucumber and continue to muddle until you have a fragrant, pulpy mush; it’s okay if the lime and cucumber skins are still partly intact. Pour in the rum and spoon in the habanero agave syrup to the mixture; stir lightly to combine and to remove all the syrup from the spoon. Add the bitters (if using).
Fill the metal part of the Boston shaker 2/3 full with ice. Pour the muddled rum mixture (including pulp) over the ice and then cap the shaker with the pint glass. Shake vigorously until well chilled. Uncap the pint glass and add the club soda. Using a Hawthorn strainer, double-strain the cocktail through a wire-mesh sieve into a chilled cocktail glass. Float the cucumber slice on top.
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You know, I spent years in DC, trying to hook up with a rum-muddled diplomat, thinking that, although it’d be difficult to press through the inevitable scandal, the eventual book deal would lead to a syndicated talk show.
God, this sounds heavenly!
I love cocktails with pomp and circumstance, and this one definitely has it. Sitting back and letting the imagination go wild would be of no effort with a few sips to mellow the mood. Yes, I do think I could have a conversation with the Rum Muddled Diplomat.
Love the name of this! I do have your book, but haven’t made this — but I will! 🙂 That top photo is really neat, BTW — love all the lines on the surface (drink looks nice, too!).
If you do make it note that I made the blog version a bit sweeter than the book version (3 barspoons syrup vs 1 barspoon). It’s just a matter of taste, but these days I prefer the extra hint of sweet spicy heat. GREG
This sounds so exotic, I can’t even imagine how it tastes. You’re going to have to make me one.
I have your book and we refer to it quite often. However I think you now have a new book to write-perhaps about a rum muddled diplomat. Imagine a book of short stories to go with each drink!