Wings are messy, and that's a good thing.
Wings remind us that it's okay to be a carnivore. They remind us of a simpler time sitting around the cave with that trendy new cooking device someone cleverly named "fire". Remember how proud you were to be the first neanderthal on the block with an indoor inferno?
But there is more to wings than primitive domination of lesser creatures. Wings have more modern pleasures as well. Wings make it okay to dribble hot sauce all over those brand new $245 jeans. Because stains only make them better, right?
Wings make kids and grandmas alike stick their face in their food and giggle while the eat.
But the best thing about wings is the way you feel after you have devoured an entire plate full. No need to feel guilty in overindulgence. Because bragging rights are the best part about eating wings. Not only is it cool to pig out on wings. It's a badge of honor. Eating 4 or 5 wings may fill you up, but eating 20 or 30 moves you to the head of the table; often to rowdy cheers, chants, hoots and hollars!
























