Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel
So eat your beans at every meal!
I hate that little ditty. If I were a bean I'd sue.
Though I realize my legal action might be considered a frivolous lawsuit. Because I know full well that it's hard to prove libel when the scandalous statements are true. Beans make you fart.
You can pretend like they don't (and I do). But beans make you fart.
They contain the sugar raffinose, which isn't something we humans are able to digest properly. When these sugars reach your intestine in their improperly digested form, the bacteria in your intestines– whose job it is to tackle whatever crap (pardon the pun) we gulp down our gullets– has to work extra hard to send it packing out the other end. The by-product of all that hard work is gas. But p'shaw. Who cares, right? So what. I love beans. After all, what's a little flatulence between friends?
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